There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address.
Well played, puberty, well played.
Looks like he attended the Matthew Lewis School of Successfully Navigating Puberty too.
I’m gonna reblog this forever because of reasons
the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
everything about this.
Deputy Headmaster Andrew Garfield
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
I feel like askclint should see this….Hey, askclint!!!
ALL THE PUNS I LOVE THIS
smack that ass from 8 feet away
if the stairs to heaven are this long
i think ill pass
so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently
wow where do i find these men
That’s cool as shit……
My friend did that for their wedding rings
ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”
The Hero and the Ginger
THE HERO AND THE GINGER
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally